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WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE


Jesus drove a Honda but didn’t talk about it, “For I did not speak of my own accord” -John 12:49

Jesus drove a Honda but didn’t talk about it, “For I did not speak of my own accord” -John 12:49

Happy 42nd birthday Martin Freeman ( September 8, 1971 )

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Happy 42nd Birthday Martin John Christopher Freeman, a.k.a. light of my life.

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Track Title: The Worse Word

Artist: John Mulaney

Album: New In Town

“…And he said, ‘No. ‘Midget’ is as bad as the n-word.’ First off…no. No it’s not. ‘Do you know how I know it’s not?’ I said to him, ‘is because we’re saying the word ‘midget,’ and we’re not even saying what the n-word is.’ If you’re comparing the badness of two words, and you won’t even say one of them…that’s the worse word.”

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